Prvi april - Financiranje je končano!

Včeraj smo objavili, da je zbiranje denarja končano, saj nam je dr. Bakare Oyindamola Tunda iz (izmišljene države) Bolegije ponudil kar tri milijone ameriških dolarjev. Seveda je šlo za prvoaprilsko šalo. Donacije še vedno sprejemamo, saj resnično potrebujemo vašo pomoč. Do zdaj smo zbrali približno dovolj denarja za prijavnino, ne pa še za vse letalske karte. Veseli bomo vsake pomoči. Hvala!

Sinoči smo na kontaktni e-naslov prejeli sporočilo od g. Bakareja Oyindamola Tunde iz Bolegije, ki nam je v zameno za pomoč pri reševanju svojega bratranca iz sovjetske vesoljske postaje Salyut 8T. Za operacijo bi potreboval cca. 3 milijone ameriških dolarjev, ki pa mu jih bomo mehiški vesoljski agenciji MASA pomagali prenesti mi. V zahvalo nam je ponudil 20% od celotne petnajstmilijonske transakcije, kar nanese tri milijone. Celotno sporočilo (v angleščini) si lahko preberete spodaj:

 

Subject: REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Mr./Mrs. First G. Slovenia!

I am Dr. Bakare Oyindamola Tunde, the cousin of Bologian Astronaut, Air Force Major Oluwabunmi Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 28-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Langos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Mexican Space Authorities for a CosmoBurro return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/or operating foreign accounts in our names. We would like you to open a new acound at the United Bank of Trust in your name and then we can transfer the money to it. You will also need to put a down payment of $ 100 American Dollars to PayPal.Me/BakareGoodBody in order to finance the large transaction and confirm you identity.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent ($ 3,000,000 American Dollars) of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Thank you in advance for your assistance,
Dr. Bakare Oyindamola Tunde and family

Zaradi nedavne spremembe smo se odločili svojo odpravo podaljšati na celotne poletne počitnice.